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Jai Ganesh

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Monkey Jokes - 2

Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?
A: Let the chimps fall where they may.
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Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: To a retailer!
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Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey?
A: The banana split!
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Q: What is a monkey's favorite game?
A: Hangman!
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Q: Why don't monkeys play cards in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs there!
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Q: Why shouldn't you get into a fight with a monkey?
A: They use gorilla warfare.
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Q: What do you call a monkey that succeeds at every sport?
A: A chimpion!
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Q: Where do chimps get their gossip?
A: On the ape vine!
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Q: How do you get an escaped lion back into his habitat?
A: With a bargaining chimp.
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Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
A: A Monkey Business.
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Q: How do you catch a monkey?
A: Climb a tree and act like a banana!
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