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Jai Ganesh

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Orangutan Jokes - 2

Q: How do you make a Orangutan laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale!
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Q: Why are orangutans so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!
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Q: How do you make a Orangutan laugh?
A: Tell it a whale of a tale!
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Q: Why are orangutans so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!
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Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
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Q: What do orangutans do when they're mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
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Q: What should you do if you find a orangutan sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!
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Q: How do orangutans get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!
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Q: What do orangutans do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
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Q: What's a orangutans's favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
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Q: What is a orangutans's favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
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Q: What sort of key does a orangutan need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!
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Q: What did the banana say to the orangutan?
A: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
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