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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Winter Jokes - 2

Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
A: Because of the rain, dear.
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Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
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Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
A: "What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!"
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Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
A: "Where were you on the night of September to March?"
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Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
A: The crack of dawn!
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Q: If you live in an igloo, what's the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
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Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: "I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship."
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Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!
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Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
A: "Want to go for a spin?"
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Q: What did the snowman eat?
A: Icebergs with chilli sauce.
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Q: What did the tree say after a long winter?
A: What a re-leaf.
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