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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sundry Jokes - 2

Q: What do you call dental X-rays?
A: Tooth pics.
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Q: What do you call a group of babies?
A: An infantry.
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Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
A: He want dataway.
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Q: What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
A: Same middle name.
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Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye?
A: Between you and me, something smells.
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
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Q: What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
A: Investigator.
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Q: Are the mountains just funny?
A: No, they are hill areas.
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Q: What did the window feel when it was hit by a stone?
A: It felt the pane.
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