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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bank Jokes

Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is "change" in the weather.
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Q: What do you call the new girl at the bank?
A: The Nutella!
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Q: What do you call a man with a head full of change?
A: Headquarters.
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Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
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Q: Why is a river rich?
A: Because it has two banks.
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Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A:  A Loan shark!
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Q: Why did the duck go to the bank?
A: Because he wanted to get a new bill.
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Q: What do fish use for money?
A: Sand dollars!
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Q: Why did the bank teller leave her job?
A: She lost interest.
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Q: Why did the idiot over draw his checking account?
A: Because he had no cents.
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