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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Tomato Jokes

Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?
A: "You better catch up!"
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Q: Why did the tomato go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date!
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Q: How do you fix a broken tomato?
A: Tomato paste!
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Q: Why did Mrs. Tomato turn red?
A: She saw Mr. Green Pea!
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Q: What is red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
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Q: Why is a tomato round and red?
A: Because if it was long, skinny, and green, it would be a bean.
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Q: Why is life like ketchup?
A: Good things in life come slow and are worth waiting for.
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Q: How do you get rid of lazy tomato employees?
A: Can them.
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