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Jai Ganesh

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Apple Jokes

Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh.
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Q: Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?
A: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
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Q: How do you make an apple turnover?
A: Push it down hill.
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Q: What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A: A pineapple.
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Q: What did the apple say to the apple pie?
A: "You've got some crust."
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Q: What did the apple say to the almond?
A: You're Nuts!
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Q: What lives in apples and is an avid reader?
A: A bookworm!
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Q: Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road?
A: Because he ran out of juice.
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Q: What did the worm want to do when he grew up?
A: He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
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Q: What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A: Pineapple.
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Q: How do you make an apple puff?
A: Chase it round the garden.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?
A: Puff pastry!
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Q: How many grams of protein are in an apple pi?
A: 3.14159265
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Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?
A: It can look round.
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Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding one in your caramel apple, which costs about 35 cents more, on average.
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