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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Egg Jokes - 3

Q: What do you call an egg that goes on safari?
A: An eggs-plorer!
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Q: How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach?
A: Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.
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Q: What do you call a mischievious egg?
A: A practical yolker.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian?
A: An eggs-traterrestrial!
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Q: What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?
A: New Yolk City!
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Q: What do you call a good omelette?
A: Eggcellent.
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Q: How do you find prehistoric eggs?
A: With an eggscavator.
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Q: What do you call a handyman who lives on a farm?
A: An egg-chanic.
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Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Kari-yolkie
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Q: What happens when a baby chick hatches?
A: It gets all egg-cited.
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Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
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Q: What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard?
A: It cracks up!
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Q: What's an eggs favorite basketball team?
A: Yokelahomia City!.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,406

Re: Egg Jokes - 3

Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree!
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Q: What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A: They egg-celerated!
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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
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Q: What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
A: The hen-trance.
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Q: What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!
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Q: What kind of egg lives by the sea?
A: An egg shell.
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Q: Where are chicks born?
A: In Chick-ago.
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Q: Why are chickens good employees?
A: Because they work around the cluck!
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Q: Why couldn't the egg get good reception on her TV?
A: Because the channels were all scrambled!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because the referee kept calling fowl!
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Q: Why did the chicken go to the library?
A: To check out a bawk bawk bawk!!!
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Q: Why did the chicken lift weights?
A: She needed the EGG-ercise!
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Q: Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts!
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Q: Why was the chicken sick?
A: Because it had people pox!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.