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Jai Ganesh

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Valentine's Day Jokes - 1

Q: What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and you'll go places!
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Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A: "I love you with all my art!"
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Q: What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A: A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.
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Q: What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
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Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
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Q: What is another way of saying ‘Happy Valentine’s day!’?
A: S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
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Q: What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
A: "I've got a crutch on you!".
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Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
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Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
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Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"!
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Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
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Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
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Q: Knock, Knock! Who's there? A : Olive.
Q: Olive who? A: Olive you!
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