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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sundry Jokes - 9

Q: What breaks and never falls, and what falls and never breaks?
A: Day breaks and night falls.
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Q: “The attorney is my brother,” testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he did not have a brother. Who is lying?
A: Neither one, because the accountant was his sister.
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Q: Uncle Bill’s farm had a terrible storm and all but seven sheep were killed. How many sheep are still alive?
A: Seven.
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Q: What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
A: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
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Q: What goes up and down, but always remains in the same place?.
A: Stairs.
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Q: What happened when the wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.
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Q: What has a head, a tail, but does not have a body?
A: A coin.
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Q: Who is bigger, Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
A: The baby, since he is a little Bigger.
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Q: Of you sit a cup on the table facing south while you are on the north side of the table, on which side is the cup’s handle?
A: No matter which way the cup is turned, the handle is always on the outside.
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