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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Tennis Jokes - 2

Q: What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?
A: Who's making all the racquet?
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Q: Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?
A: To hide in the tall, tall grass.
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Q: Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?
A: Because you might get arrested.
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Q. Why did the elephant float down the river on his back?
A: So he wouldn't get his tennis shoes wet.
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Q: So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?
A: The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
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Q: What's a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.
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Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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Q: Why can't fish play tennis?
A: Because they are afraid of the net.
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Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Tennis Jokes - 2

Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
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Volleyball?

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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

Posts: 48,422

Re: Tennis Jokes - 2

Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: Just like regular tennis but without the racket.
* * *

Volleyball?

Volleyball too.

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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.