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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Dentist Jokes - 1

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.
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Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers.
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Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?
A: Denis.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte.
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Q: What is a dentist's office?
A: A filling station.
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Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear.
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Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: "You have a hole in one. "
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: To get a new crown!
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Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.
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Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!
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Q: Why did the cheerleader go to the dentist?
A: She needed a root canal.
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