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Jai Ganesh

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Dentist Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the Tooth Fairy go to a psychiatrist?
A: She no longer believed in herself.
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Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back.
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Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).
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Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: "The Dentist will see you now."
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Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
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Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.
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Q: Why did the computer go to the dentist?
A: Because it had Bluetooth.
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Q: Why did the king go to the dentist?
A: He wanted to get his teeth crowned.
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Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear.
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