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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Spiderman Jokes

Q: Where's Spiderman's home page?
A: On the world wide web.
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Q: What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?
A Spin-Off.
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Q. "What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?"
A. "An armoured car!"
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Q. "What did Doc Ock do at the bank?"
A. "Commit armed robbery!"
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Q: What is a Spider-Man's favorite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
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Q: Whats the difference between Spiderman and a unicorn?
A: Nothing, they're both fictional characters
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Q: What is Doc Ock's favorite month?
A: Ock-tober.
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Q: What does Spiderman put in his beverages?
A: Just ice.
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Q.Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?
A.The World Wide web.
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Q: What is spidermans favourite brand of Rice?
A: Uncle Bens.
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Q: What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
A: Web-ruary.
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Q: How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?
A: Energetically!
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