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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Basketball Jokes - 1

Q: Why are frogs so good at basketball?
A: Because they always make jump shots.
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Q: What did the triangle offense say to the ball?
A: Your pointless.
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Q: What do you call a fantasy show about basketball?
A: Hooper-natural.
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Q: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?
A: Swiss!!!
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Q: How do you know you've found Lebron James' cell phone?
A: It vibrates and receives calls, but doesn't have a ring!
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Q: What's the difference between the Miami Heat and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
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Q: What do you call 12 millionaires around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
A: The Detroit Pistons.
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Q: Which are the best animals at basketball?
A: A score-pion.
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