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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Vacation Jokes

Q: Where do math teachers go on vacation?
A: To Times Square.
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Q: Where do crayons go on vacation?
A: Color-ado!
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Q: Where do bees go on holiday?
A: Stingapore!
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Q: Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation?
A: A moo-tel!
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Q: Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
A: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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Q: Why did the pirate go on vacation?
A: He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!
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Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the baaaaaahamas.
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Q: What's the opposite of a dirty destination?
A: A clean getaway.
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Q: What do goblins mail their friends while on vacation?
A: Ghostcards.
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Q. Where do sharks go on holiday?
A: Finland.
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Q: Where do eggs go on holiday?
A: New Yolk City.
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Q: Why don't mummies go on vacation?
A: Because they are afraid to relax and unwind.
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Q: Where do the pianists go for vacation?
A: Florida Keys
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