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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Bird Jokes - 8

Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter! 
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Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?
A: A bird that talks in morse code!
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Q: What did Leonardo Dicaprio say to the bird?
A: Catch Me If Toucan.
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Q: Why do seagulls live by the sea?
A: Because if they lived by the bay they would be a bagel.
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Q: What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
A: A headbanger!
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Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?
A: 'Too wet to woo'!
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Q: What soap do birds use?
A: Dove.
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Q: Why do I make up really bad bird jokes?
A: Just be-caws.
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Q: What do baby swans dance to?
A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!
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Q: At Christmas, who brings presents and toys to all good little bird girls and boys?
A: Santa Caws!
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Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it is to far to walk.
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