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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Chicken Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!
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Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because there were chicks on the other side.
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Q: What do chickens study in school?
A: Eggonomics.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it is an independent female flightless bird.
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Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
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