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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Turtle Jokes - 1

Q: What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
A: A slow-poke.
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Q: What do turtles use to communicate?
A: A shellphone!
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
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Q: What does a turtle do on it's birthday?
A: It shellebrates!
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Q: What kind of photos does a turtle take?
A: Shellfies.
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Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because their ears are so small!
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Q: Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
A: To the shell-block.
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Q: What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A: A 6-foot turtle.
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