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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Turtle Jokes - 3

Q: What happens when your kids want to buy a tortoise?
A: You shell out a lot of money.
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Q: Why couldn't the ninja turtle cross the road?
A: Because it didn't have enough turtle power.
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Q: What does a turtle need to ride a bike?
A: A shellmet.
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Q: Why didnt the tortoise cross the road?
A: It got turtled.
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Q: What do you call a sea turtle that flies?
A: A shell-icopter!
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Q: What did the pig say to the turtle?
A: I'm boared.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A: A slow-pork.
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