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Jai Ganesh

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Water Polo Jokes - 1

Q: What word looks the same backwards and upside down?
A: Swims.
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Q: Why can't fish play water polo?
A: Because they are afraid of the net.
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Q: Why did the girls water polo team have problems swimming?
A: They didn't have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
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Q: Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!
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Q: What kind of fish can't play water polo?
A: A dead one.
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Q: How does a water polo player deliver her messages?
A: By Air Mail.
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Q: What do you call a competitive water polo Olympian who just broke up with his girlfriend?
A: Homeless
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