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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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May Jokes

Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
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Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!
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Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
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Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
A: Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and by May Day they "turn over a new leaf".
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Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
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Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?
A: Tu-lips (two-lips).
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Q: What kind of flower doesn't sleep at night?
A: The Day-zzz.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
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Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!
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Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!
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