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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Pirate Jokes - 1

Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.
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Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck!
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Q: What do you call a pirate that skips class?
A: Captain Hooky!
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Q: What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: Aye Matey (I'm eighty).
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Q: What is a pirates favorite Star Wars character?
A: AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
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Q: How do you save a drowning pirate?
A: With C P ARRRRRRRRR.
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Q: Why did the pirate go to college?
A: To become an arrrrrrchitect!
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