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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Biology Jokes - 2

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.
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Q: What washes up on beaches?
A: Nucleotides.
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Q: Where does a hippopotamus go to university?
A: Hippocampus.
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Q: How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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Q: Where do they send the criminal neurons?
A: To the chain ganglion.
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Q: What do you get when the moon pulls on a can of Pepsi?
A: A Peptide.
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Q: What kind of notebook does a dendrochronologist use?
A: A tree-ring binder.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite amino acid?
A: Arrrrrr-ginine.
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Q: What is most commonly found in a cell?
A: A Criminal.
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
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