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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Assorted Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain.
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Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.
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Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An ambulance.
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Q: What do barristers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
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Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell.
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Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
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Q: Who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: An uber driver.
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