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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Assorted Jokes - 2

Q: "How do you shoot a killer bee?"
A: "With a bee bee gun."
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Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
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Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.
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Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
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Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.
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Q: What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: The alpha bet.
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Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.

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