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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - 1

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The Ihop.
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Q: What is peter pans favorite place to eat?
A: I dont know!....
WENDYS.
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Q: Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
A: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".
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Q: Why don't Americans eat snails?
A: Because they like "Fast Food".
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Q: What do you call a pig thief?
A: A hamburglar.
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Q: How did the burger propose to a fry?
A: With an onion ring.
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