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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - 2

Q: Why did the french fry win the race?
A: Because it was fast food!
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Q: What did Little Caesars say to Wendys?
A: You'll always have a pizza my heart.
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Q: Why is it called "Fast Food"?
A: It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
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Q: Why is Fast Food increasing illegal immigration?
A: "Fast" food slows you down when it hits your stomach, parks there, and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship. 
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Q: Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland? 
A: In an onion ring!
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Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
A: To get better buns.
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