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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Burger Jokes - 3

Q: Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant? 
A: They told him the meal was on the house!
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Q: Where are the best tacos served?
A: In the Gulp of Mexico!
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Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: French flies and a diet Croak.
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Q: Would octopus make a good fast food?
A: You must be squidding!
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Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meat ball!
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Q: Did you hear about the time Billy Crystal took Meg Ryan to McDonalds?
A: It's "When Harry Fed Sally".
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Q: How did the hamburger introduce his wife?
A: Meet patty (meat patty).
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Q: What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?
A: A big mac!
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Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi!
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