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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Some more sports jokes - 2

Q: What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A: A ball hog!
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one!
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Q: How is a baseball team similar to a pancake?
A: They both need a good batter!
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Q: What's a golfer's favorite letter?
A: Tee!
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Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!
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Q: At what sport to waiters do really well?
A: Tennis, because they can serve so well.
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Q: How do baseball players stay cool?
A: They sit next to the fans.
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