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Jai Ganesh

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Periodic Table Jokes - 4

Q: How many clowns can you fit in a car?
A: As many as you want, they're Bozons!
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Q: How did the chemist survive the famine?
A: By subsisting on titrations.
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Q: What element is derived from a Norse god?
A: Thorium.
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Q: What is Santa Claus's favorite school subject?
A: Chemistry (Christmas tree)!
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Q: What would you call a clown in jail?
A: Silicon (Silly Con)
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Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe.
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Q: How did carbon propose to Hydrogen?
A: With a "carbonkneel"
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