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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Rabbit Jokes

Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hareplane.
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Q: What is a bunny's motto?
A: Don't be mad, be hoppy!
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Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!
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Q: What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
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Q: Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
A: On their bunnymoon!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect?
A: Bugs bunny!
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Q: What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backwards?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt?
A: A hot cross bunny.
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Q: How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
A: Look for the grey hares!
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