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Jai Ganesh

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More bird jokes - 2

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!
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Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?
A: The parrots of Penzance!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
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Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?
A: Hide and Speak!
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Q: Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?
A: Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!
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Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: ‘The pheasants are revolting’!
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Q: What is the definition of Robin?
A: A bird who steals!
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Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they’re going cheap!
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