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Jai Ganesh

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More dinasaur jokes

Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut!
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Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer.
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Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
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Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce.
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Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!
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Q: What came after the dinosaur?
A: Its tail!
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Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles.
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Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn't see you.
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Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash.
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Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones.
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
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Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A: A dino-saw.
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