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Jai Ganesh

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More Elephant Jokes

Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
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Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film.
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Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Did you ever try to iron one?
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Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of its way!
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Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!
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Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: Ten after one!
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Q: What wears glass slippers and weighs over 4,000 pounds?
A: Cinderellephant.
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Q: What was the elephant's favorite sport?
A: Squash.
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Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: You take away its credit cards!
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Q: What's the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
A: Get out of its way!
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Q: What do you do with a blue elephant?
A: You try and cheer her up.
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