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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More cat jokes

Q: What is a cat's favorite color?
A: Purrr-ple.
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Q: What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A: A first-aid Kit.
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Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing' taxi cabs!
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Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!
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Q: What song does a cat like best?
A: Three Blind Mice.
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Q: What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
A: Catch!
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Q: Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
A: To the mewseum.
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Q: Why did the cat go to medical school?
A: To become a first aid kit.
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Q: Who was the first cat to fly in an airplane?
A: Kitty-hawk.
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Q: Have you ever seen a catfish?
A: No. How did he hold the rod and reel?
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Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania.
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