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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More dog jokes - 3

Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-tastrophy!
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Q: What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?
A: A pupsicle!
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Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!
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Q: Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A: A hush puppy!
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Q: Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Quit bugging me!
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Q: What's a dog's favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!
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Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots!
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Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!
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Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A: Her pet-degree!
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