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Jai Ganesh

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More Physics Jokes - 2

Q: Why is electricity an ideal citizen?
A: Because it conducts itself so well.
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Q: Which books are the hardest to force yourself to read through?
A. Friction books.
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Q: What is a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?
A: Fission Chips.
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Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'ed.
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Q: What did the dog say to his owner?
A: "My favorite frequency is 50,000 hertz but you've probably never heard of that."
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Q: Why did Werner Heisenberg detest driving cars?
A: Because, every time he looked at the speedometer he got lost!
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Q: What was Schrödinger's favorite childhood book?
A: The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss.
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