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Jai Ganesh

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Giraffe Jokes - 1

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
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Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I'd like to get to gnaw you.
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Q: What's the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
A: Stumpy.
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Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
A: He had his head in the clouds.
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Q: What do you call a royal giraffe?
A: Your high-ness.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man?
A: Long-arm of the Law!
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Q: Why don't giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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