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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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More Mouse Jokes - 3

Q: What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
A: Mice cubes!
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Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
A: Catfish.
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Q: What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?
A: Stalagmice!
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Q: What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A: A mini van.
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Q: How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
A: Squeaky clean!
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Q: What mouse was a Roman emperor?
A: Julius Cheeser!
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Q: What is gray, hairy and lives on a man’s face?
A: A mouse-tache!
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Q: Why did the mouse eat a candle?
A: For some light refreshment!
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