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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Sheep Jokes - 2

Q: Where do sheep go on vacation?
A: To the Baaaaaahamas.
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Q: What did the sheep want to do?
A: To wool the world.
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Q: What football club do sheep's like?
A: Baaaaaaaaa-rcelona.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A: A woolly good jumper.
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Q: What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A: A Lamborghini.
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Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Q:What is a sheep's favourite food?
A: Chocolate baar.
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