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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Flea Jokes - 2

Q: What is a flea's favorite book?
A: The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
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Q: What did the clean dog say to the insect?
A: Long time no flea!
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Q: What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?
A: One’s going to itch and the other is itching to go!
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Q: What do you call a cheerful flea?
A: A hop-timist!
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Q: What do you call a Flea in a bar?
A: A Bar-Hopper!
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Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me!
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Q: How to fleas travel?
A: Itch hiking!
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Q: What do you call a fancy party just for pests?
A: Grand Jubi-flea.
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Q: Where do fleas shop at?
A: The flea market!
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