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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes - 1

Q: Why don't fish like basketball?
A: Because they're afraid of the net.
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Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
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Q: What do you call a fish with a tie?
A: SoFISHticated.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A: A Loan shark!
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Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles!
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Q: Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?
A: Just for the halibut!
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Q: What do sea monsters eat?
A: Fish and ships.
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