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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Fish Jokes - 7

Q: What kind of fish plays the guitar?
A: Bassist.
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Q: What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A: A fish tank!
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Q: What do you call a smelly fish?
A: A stink ray.
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Q: What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish?
A: Tsardines!
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand!
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Q: Why are gold fish orange?
A: The water makes them rusty!
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Q: Who held the baby octopus to ransome?
A: Squidnappers!
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