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Jai Ganesh

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Frog Jokes - 2

Q: What's a frog’s favorite flower?
A: A croakus!
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Q: What do you call a frog hanging from a ceiling?
A: Mistletoad.
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Q: What’s the preferred car of frogs?
A: The Beetle.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A: A croakadile.
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Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.
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Q: What do you call a rich frog?
A: A golf blooded amphibian!
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