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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Shark Jokes - 1

Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK.
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Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show?
A: Shark Trek.
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Q: What do you call a solitary shark?
A: A "lone" (loan) shark.
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Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky?
A: The sky is Jet territory.
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Q: What did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?
A: Do not consume if seal is broken.
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Q: Why don't sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can't catch it!
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Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE.
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