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Jai Ganesh

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Snake Jokes - 3

Q: How do you know it's time to buy a new pair of shoes?
A: When your old ones have snake eyes.
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Q: What kind of snake keep its car the cleanest?
A: A windshield viper!
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Q: What snake is a member of the band?
A: The RATTLEsnake!
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A: A PIE-THON!
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Q: Why don't snakes need to weigh themselves?
A: Because they have their own scales.
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Q: How can you revive a snake that looks dead?
A: With mouse-to-mouth resuscitation!
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Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
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