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Jai Ganesh

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Registered: 2005-06-28

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Snake Jokes - 5

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
A: Hiss-tory!
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Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
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Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder!
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Q: Why did the snake cross the road ?
A: To get to the other s-s-s-side!
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Q: What do you give a baby mongoose?
A: A rattle-snake.
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Q: Why did the cobra ask a man out on a date?
A: Because he was a snake charmer.
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