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Jai Ganesh

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Worm Jokes - 1

Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming!
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Q: What do worms leave round their baths?
A: The scum of the earth!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?
A: Very big worm holes in your garden!
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Q: What reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm!
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Q: Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race?
A: They wound up in a tie.
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Q: What did the woodworm say to the chair?
A: It's been nice gnawing you!
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Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A: A dirty kid!
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Q: What did the maggot say to another?
A: What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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