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Jai Ganesh

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Worm Jokes - 3

Q: Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning?
A: Because the early bird catches the worm.
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Q: What eats laptops?
A: Computer worms.
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Q: How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
A: It has a blue light!
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Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted!
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Q: What does a bookworm do during a baseball game?
A: Worm the bench.
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Q: What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?
A: Where in earth have you been!
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Q: When should you stop for a glow worm?
A: When he has a red light!
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